You get called at 5:30am by friends who want to know if you're going to join them on the People's Vote March in London. Do you decide to...
Put you're head back under the [[pillow]]
Do you decide to [[go on the march->People's Vote March]]?
Or do you just want to [[sleep and have breakfast -> Breakfast]]?What kind of slogan are you going to write?
[[Witty]]
[[Blunt]]
[[Satirical at the expense of public figure ->Satirical]]You're a fan of [[Rick Astley]]
You're a fan of [[Blackadder]]
You like [[visual puns]]You're a [[kid]] and didn't get to vote in 2016.
You have a retirement flat on the [[Costa Brava]]."Never gonna give EU up!" And your flatmate has one that says
"Never gonna get EU down!"
...with a groan, the other demonstrators start moving away, complaining [[...that's so 2006 -> RickRolling]]You write **Even Baldrick had a Plan!**
Now you head for the [[tube station]]<img src="https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/7976c8c4eab271667a4c3365a1d5737cad6c63f4/0_0_2016_1512/master/2016.jpg?width=880&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=ab4023540842d668cbe1941172e9d9ad" alt="Black spaniel with sign that says'This is a real dog's brexit - credit Marc Jones/Reuters">
You change your mind and go on a Climate Change Awareness march insteadYou write on your banner: **I didn't get to vote** and head for the [[bus]].
You write **We're all returning to Worthing if you Brexit**
Now you head for the [[tube station]]It's now 8:30am you're happily eating your avocado toast. When you get another call from your friends insisting you come on the march. There's no more time to make a banner so you head immediately for the nearest [[tube station]]You write **"Fromage NOT Farage!**"
Now you head for the [[tube station]]Play This <audio src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Rick_Astley_-_Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up.ogg" autoplay>
or this
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Now you head for the [[tube station]]Your fellow roommates won't allow you to miss this big march in London. They grab your backpack and empty it of markers. ([[People's Vote March afterall]])They break up your your carefully saved IKEA packing box to your computer table, and shove some pens in your hand ([[...continue]])Your fellow roommates won't allow you to miss this big march in London. They grab your backpack and empty it of markers. ([[People's Vote March]])The march will begin at Park Lane and walk along the eastern edge of [[Hyde Park.]] You then turn left and walk along [[Piccadilly]] and onto [[Trafalgar Square]] via [[St James Street]] and [[Pall Mall]].
The march continues down [[Whitehall]], past [[Downing Street]], and ends in [[Parliament Square]].This is St. James Street
<img src="<p><a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:St_James%27s_Street_and_sign_for_St_James%27s_Place_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1375752.jpg#/media/File:St_James%27s_Street_and_sign_for_St_James%27s_Place_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1375752.jpg"><img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/46/St_James%27s_Street_and_sign_for_St_James%27s_Place_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1375752.jpg" alt="St James's Street and sign for St James's Place - geograph.org.uk - 1375752.jpg"></a><br>By Paul Farmer, <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0" title="Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0">CC BY-SA 2.0</a>, <a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=14112007"></a>">You get lost and consult your map: <img src="https://www.google.com/maps/d/embed?mid=1xpxM_GsMg2t2Bmq4ZU_xGcpK1g6aoBGZ" width="640" height="480">
You get tired and sit down on the pavement. You unwittingly get yourself arrested. Boring! No helicopter ride.You get bitten by a dog and need first aid. Should've had that tetunus shot. No helicopter ride.You meet your friends at noon at the Hilton Hotel, where you march to Parliament Square. Speeches start at 2pm. You're expecting to hear from pro-Remain MPs from all parties including ex-Tory minister Anna Soubry, now part of The Independent Group, and Green Party leader Caroline Lucas and Liberal Democrat leader Sir Vince Cable, Labour's David Lammy and the leaders of the SNP and Plaid Cymru in Westminster, Ian Blackford and Liz Saville Roberts. You're wearing your [[Theresa May]] costume, but you get [[ignored]]It's getting hot under your Theresa May costume. You swap shifts just at the moment BBC news crew is passing. You're interviewed: <img src="https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/9212/production/_106149373_hi053124865.jpg"> As reward for a brilliant interview you get asked if you like flying. You say [[Yes]], [[No]], [[Maybe]].You're with your friends so you don't mind being ignored
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You didn't win the helicopter ride, but you had a useful day out. Head back home with the thousand's of other protestors.You Won!!
<img src="https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/2BC5/production/_106150211_brexitaerial2.jpg">You didn't win the helicopter ride. Head back home with the thousand's of other protestors.Ok, you get a second chance to say [[Yes]]Oh No!! you ended up on the wrong march. You'll never live this down at college Monday. No helicopter ride for you:
<img src="https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/17056/production/_106149249_hi053123599.jpg">Unwittingly, you get on the [[wrong bus]]