The year is 2014. In this iconic year, One Direction (1D) is on their Take Me Home Tour with 5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) as their opening act. You wake up as y/n. What is the first thing you do? [[ Throw your hair into a messy bun]] or [[ Put on sunscreen, but no make up, because you're not like other girls. Obviously.]] Your mum calls out "y/n, come downstairs!!" She sounds drunk, again. Story of your life. You reply [["No, fuck you, mum!!"]] or [["On my way.."]] Your mum calls out "y/n, come downstairs!!" She sounds drunk, again. Story of your life. You reply [["No, fuck you, mum!!"]] or [["On my way.."]] Your mum screams back "y/n, get down here, now!!" [[You groan and reluctantly go downstairs ->"On my way.."]] "Finally, there you are!!" says your mum. "I have to tell you something-" She gets interrupted by a knock on the door. Vapour, the dog, runs to the door, barking loudly. [["Who's that?" you ask your mum]]Your mum takes another swig from the nearly empty bottle of wine in her hand. [["Mum?" you ask]] or [["Open the door, y/n"]]"I'm sorry, I need the money..." Your mum mumbles. [[Go open the door, y/n" ->"Open the door, y/n"]]"No!!" You yell, "Open the door yourself!!" You turn around and run back upstairs. You slam the door shut and slide down to the floor. [[Downstairs, you hear your mum talking to someone.]]A moment later, there is a knock on your bedroom door. "y/n, are you in there, luv?" [["No, piss off." You reply.]] or [[You grab your headphones and blast music through them. Surely, this strange man will go away if you don't respond. ->"No, piss off." You reply.]]The door slowly opens and a young man points his head through the opening. "Hello luv," he says. "I'm One Direction's tour manager. They are waiting for you in the car. You have 10 minutes to [[pack your stuff.]]One Direction?? Were waiting for you in their car?? What the fuck had your mum done... You grabbed your most important belongings and headed [[downstairs]] once again.Before you get in the car, you take one last look at the woman who was supposed to be your mother. "Fuck you." You say. [["I'm taking the dog."]]With your backpack slung over your shoulder and Vapour in your arms, you exit the house and [[get into 1D's car.]]The boys greet you and invite you to come to their concert tonight. What do you do? [[Decline]], other girls obssess over these boys. Not you. [[Accept]], obviously!! So exciting!!"Well, that's too bad, luv." One of the boys says. "We bought you from your mum, so you have to listen to us now. Here is your [[VIP ticket]]."The boys side eye each other, before their orbs find their way back to you. "Err y/n, you're not a fangirl, are you?" One of the boys asks. [["No, no!! Of course not!!"]] You exclaim, as you tuck your hair behind your ear and blink at them in a Bella Swan way. [["Ugh, obviously not."]] You say. "Not for you, anyways. But I'd like to see 5SOS."Not convinced by your answer, the boys frown and say that they didn't want to buy a fangirl. [["Sucks for you, then.]] You say. "You already bought me, bitches." or [["Just give me that concert ticket already."]]The boys share an offended look. "Look, luv," They say. "(text-style:"bold")[We] bought you. Not 5SOS." But they give you the [[VIP ticket]] anyway."Alriiiiight," the boys say. "Here is your [[VIP ticket]] I guess."A few hours later, you're getting ready for the concert. You decide to wear your favourite black skinny jeans, which are ripped at the knees, your combat boots, and a flannel. Next, you grab a bag. What are your concert essentials? [[The make-up basics, some earplugs, and perfume.]] or [[Headphones, a bottle of water, and a book. Okay, maybe two books.]]Both 5SOS and 1D think you're just another fangirl and 1D forgets about you. The boys don't even let you come backstage to get your dog back.As soon as you get into the venue, you put on your headphones and get your book out of your bag. If 1D was forcing you to attend their concert, the least they could do was let you [[read your book.]]Suddenly, you feel a spotlight on you. You look up to see that 5SOS has paused their set and is now gesturing to you while saying something. You take your headphones off and hear one of the boys asking if you want to join them backstage after their set. [["Uhm, no?"]] You say. "Can't you see that I'm trying to read?!" or [["Sure,"]] You say. Anything was better than having to sit through a 1D concert.As you were hanging out with 5SOS, the door of the dressing room was suddenly flung open. The 1D boys stormed into the room. [[y/n, what the fuck are you doing here?!"]]5SOS is sad that you declined, but they accept your decision. You open your book and [[continue reading.]] 1D starts their set and is surprised to see that you really don't care for them. They think you're mysterious and not like other girls. After the show, you hang out with the boys backstage and find out that they're actually quite nice. It was not bad being bought by One Direction."Just hanging out with 5SOS." You say. "No!!" 1D exclaims. "(text-style:"bold")[We] bought you. Not them!! You didn't even watch us play!!" "Helloo, I didn't ask for you to buy me!!" You yell back. "Oh suree," The boys say. "Would you rather [[return to your mum ->Start]] then?" Before you can respond, [[5SOS offers to buy you]] from 1D. Congratulations, you were bought by 5SOS!! You become best friends with the boys. They love that you named your dog after their song, vapour."Uhm, no, actually." The boys say. "It sucks for you then. If you act like this, we don't even want you. We're asking your mother for a refund.. And we're keeping the dog!!"